When people dick around in his class:
When people make fun of his hair:
When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:
When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:
Those goddamn Marauders:
But at least they died before he did:
When he thinks of Lily Evans:
And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:
Cant. Hold. The. Tears. Any. Longer.
That is totally true, but still it doesn’t mean we couldn’t love his character and mourn his death.
I mourn the WICKED. <3
AHAHAHA!!! xD I love it when ever Hogwarts meets The Wizard of Oz or Wicked! :D
Even if this got rejected at every cashier, I say it was worth the experiment.
You are my hero!! :DDD
I totally just heard his voice in my head while reading that!! :’DD THE PAUSES ARE KILLING ME!!! ROFL
LOL at the double glasses! :’DD